Is it over yet?

Disclaimer:  There will be a lot of girlie issue's talked about in this post.  So if you can't handle hearing about periods... don't fucking read it.

It's been about 5 months since my last period. 
5 fucking months! 

I want to scream.
I'm not pregnant. 
My periods have always been irregular.  And I've actually gone longer than this between them but since I started keeping track last summer this is by far the longest.
Recently I've been commenting to my friends how I have never wanted to start my period as much as I do now.  NEVER.  Even during pregnancy scares.

This next one... is going to be a bitch.  To say the least.

I'm pretty sure I'm pms-ing. 
I can see no other reason why I would cry 3 times today.
3 times people!!! 

I fear the next few weeks are going to be hellish.  Though that sucks.. a lot.  I'm okay with the crazy hormones and random water works and having my friends think I've turned into a crazy psycho bitch from hell. 
As long as I actually get my fucking period.

Some days I hate my uterus.
Today is one of those days.