Keeping True to my Word...

A year ago today...

I left Toronto, drove through snow, crossed the boarded, was almost forced to stop driving because of snow in Michigan.  Got out of the snow, contemplated masturbating while driving but then decided against it when I realized there was far to much traffic for me to even consider it.  Got a MUTHA FUCKIN' speeding ticket right outside of Gary, Indiana which would plague me for MONTHS to come.  (Ended up getting my license suspended because the Lake County Sheriff's Office is so retarded.)  Made it through Chicago, got lost briefly in Madison because I was looking for my Aunts phone number and not paying close enough attention to the road.  (Took a wrong exit.)  Then ended up in Appleton, Wisconsin at my Aunt Germaine's house where I would stay for the next two nights.  I even got to participate in the Great MidWest Triva Contest.*

Today... 2009

Had today off.  Ran a bunch of errands... including mailing my Amended Oregon Taxes.  Yes, that's right... I'm DONE MY FREAKIN' TAXES... for last year.  I'm very excited.  I'm not going to let the fact that I have this years to worry about get me down because there not going to be anywhere as complicated as last years.  Ugh. 

The Terrorist got a new monitor the other day.  Generally when telling people about it I say... "We got a new monitor" but really it's his.  It's just pretty and shiny and SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE HUGE!!!  28" diagonally measured. 
It's fucking big. 
I'm not going to lie... I was totally hoping to watch some porn on it today, but for whatever reason the Internet didn't want to work all freakin' day.  Bastards.

Since I didn't get to watch porn I decided to go shopping instead.  When did I start drooling over kitchen appliances?  And not just the really awesome ones like blenders and coffee makers.  I almost had an orgasm looking at food processors and electric skillets, not to mention kitchen tools... don't get me started on the sexiness that is the 3 tiered wired cooling rack.  I did decide that I'm going to get a kick ass blender.  I'm going to read about them first though and find an awesomely awesome one. (Something I don't normally do.) 
 

*  It's really quite boring and wasn't something I would ever participate in one my own but my cousin's are/were TOTALLY into it.