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A Stupid Rant.

Jul 20, 2008
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This not having a working phone thing is very enlightening.
Not in a very good way either.

NO ONE HAS FUCKING CALLED ME!!

In like 4 days, my phone has rang maybe three times, two of which were people calling to see if I was dead because they haven't heard from me in a while.
I'm totally not feeling the love.
I understand that my phone is broken and most everyone knows this and they're probably not calling because I can't actually use the phone if I don't get it at the exact moment that they're calling me but come on! I have voicemail! Leave a fucking message, say hi! Jesus.
Remind me that I have friends outside of the people I work with.
Fuck.

The Good & The Bad

Jul 18, 2008
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The Good News:
I got my new phone today! (I haven't blogged about it but my old phone decided it doesn't want to work anymore. Well, the keys, have decided that they don't want to work anymore. I can still receive calls but only if I answer it while it's closed... very frustrating.)

The Bad News:
After installing my sim card, memory card and battery into the new phone I powered it up and everything was fine, until I tried to load the memory card. That's when the screen went blank and would not work again. Now, I have two useless phones!

The Surprising News:
I called Cingular, they're sending me the newest Razor, and sending it priority. Yay. Though it still means it probably wont be until at least Monday before I get my phone.

Warning... Personal Stuff and Whatnot...

Feb 14, 2008
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I think...

I think my Vajay-jay is broken.

Sad huh?

It could be a mix of things but somethings not right. Last time this happened was when I was sexing pretty much every day and I went to the doctors and they told me it's probably a latex allergy. It went away, I resumed sexing and nothing really ever came of it.

Now... I have been sexing a lot lately. And definitely more than the once (maybe twice) a week rotation I was in a month or so ago. Maybe that's it. But that's not fair. I like sex, I like having a lot of sex... why can't my cooch keep up?

I get this sort of feeling occasionally during or around my period (which should be starting any-day now) but I think it's because of the fact that I use tampons.

And on top of the broken Vajay-jay my uterus HATES me lately. (Lately being the past day or so.) Which I think means I'm going to start my period. I wish it would stop causing me so much pain and just start already.

I'm sleepy. Not sure why, well yes I know why.

I went to bed late, got up early. Cleaned, hung out, had a generally lazy day, then played with (watched) the kids for an hour or so while Andy and Elaine made dinner. Which was... exhausting. I don't know how they do it. Those kids are always on.

I'm babysitting tomorrow night.

What the fuck was I thinking?!?!

Hopefully, Hopefully they'll be able to put the kids to bed before they leave which means I can either watch movies or play online all night. God I hope they can put the kids to bed before they leave.

Otherwise...

Otherwise, I'm fucked.

Lesley and I found a fabulous apartment. It's at NE 60th and Oregon. Which is PERFECT. Because it's right across the highway from the Max. And it's a super duper cute little place. Hardwood floors, new... EVERYTHING, basement with washer/dryer hookups. We filled out applications today. Hopefully we'll hear back from them tomorrow.

I dropped off a few resumes yesterday. There's one place that I really want to work for. It's kind of funny because a few nights ago I was hanging out with the Terrorist and we were going over to the house of a friend of his and we went by this cute little pub which I noticed and commented on. Then when I was on craigs looking for jobs I found this place that was hiring and when I got there it turned out to be that little pub!! I think I might drop by tomorrow to see how they're coming in the hiring process... Good to show motivation and whatnot.

Ugh... My poor coochie...