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    <subtitle>Saying all the wrong things since 1981!</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>Loves/Loathes Part Deux.</title>   
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         I attempted this last night but I kept falling asleep so I&#39;m going to do it again today.  Loves:  -Lazy Cuddly mornings in bed. -The perfect cuppa coffee. -Being Productive  Loathes:  - The fact that my body hurts from sexing but I didn&#39;t DO anyth...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Wax is fun.</title>   
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         I enjoy playing with candle wax.  Always have.  I generally do it more when I&#39;m intoxicated* than when sober.  I think I need to stop it.  Tonight I totally spilled wax all over my favorite pair of fat pants and I killed a candle (fucked up the wa...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>The day is done.</title>   
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         I&#39;m fucking exhausted. Not sure why though.   Had a nice leisurely morning with the Terrorist.  Stayed in bed until 10am-ish then he played the video game that I got him for his birthday and I read the book I haven&#39;t been able to keep my nose out ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>This that and the other thing.</title>   
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        <published>2008-06-19T23:28:11Z</published>
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         Wow.  This has been the laziest weekend I&#39;ve had in awhile.  I haven&#39;t done anything that&#39;s productive... at all.  Today... I smoked pot. Talked to Nathan for 3 hours. Laid in the Sun Played online    -Tried to find &quot;Tentacle Porn&quot; online.  Had a ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I should shower.</title>   
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        <published>2008-06-06T18:55:03Z</published>
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          It was another early morning today, later than yesterday though.   Stayed at the Terrorist house again last night.  Woke up about 640a or 64a5.  Stayed awake until the alarm went off at 7a.  Then, I swear to god as soon as that thing went off I p...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Nothing important...</title>   
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        <published>2008-05-11T07:29:58Z</published>
        <updated>2008-05-11T07:53:03Z</updated>
    
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         I hear a train.  I like living next to trains. Actually, I wish they were just a little bit closer.  That&#39;s all.  Oh yeah... and... I&#39;m STARVING.  I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve eaten today.  And there&#39;s nothing to eat here.  Well at least nothing that doesn&#39;...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>A confession of sorts... (Updated)</title>   
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        <published>2008-04-27T00:59:16Z</published>
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         I don&#39;t like grapefruit. I know that&#39;s a bit anti-climactic.  Even though I don&#39;t like them, for some unknown reason I still feel the need to buy them every now and then.  Why? Well, okay, I need to be honest.  It&#39;s not that I don&#39;t like them, it&#39;...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I&#39;m being lazy...</title>   
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         But I guess that&#39;s okay because I&#39;ve gone to work already.  I&#39;ve been to my job. So what else should I do? I should go check my po box actually.  That&#39;s it! I&#39;ll go check my po box.  I want pho! Lesley!  Lets go get pho!  Okay... I think that&#39;s it...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Realizations of the day...</title>   
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        <published>2008-04-20T05:20:07Z</published>
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            I&#39;ve had a few realizations today... now to be fair... I&#39;ve forgotten most of them since I titled this post and opened the window.  But I&#39;ll make them up as I go.  1.  Orange Juice does NOT compliment Toothpaste in anyway whatsoever.  2.  It is...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>A  peek into my twisted mind...</title>   
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        <published>2008-04-12T19:30:44Z</published>
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         It&#39;s a lazy Saturday.  I&#39;ve been playing online since 1030a or so.  I got an interview tomorrow which I&#39;m very very hopeful about.  They seem to like me a lot so far so I figured &quot;Fuck it&quot; I&#39;m going to play online and not feel guilty because I&#39;m n...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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