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    <subtitle>Saying all the wrong things since 1981!</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>This and That...</title>   
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         I need to go to bed. I need to get up early and CLEAN LIKE A CRAZY LADY. I need to not eat any Zucchini Cake. I need to find that song I want to hear by  Fiona that&#39;s after Slow Like Honey but I don&#39;t have it now that my Zen is dead. I need to eat...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>No, not again!</title>   
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         Tonight kicked my ass, hardcore!  I got home at 2am, the shop closes at 11p!!!  My body hurts in ways it hasn&#39;t hurt since... since... my first restaurant job.  I would kill for a massage right now.  I need to be rubbed in a bad way, head to toe, ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>I should go to bed...</title>   
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         but instead I&#39;m going to blog cause I&#39;m cool like that.  I have no reefer and that saddens me greatly!! I also fucked up my ankle and that too saddens me.  Why don&#39;t I have any reefer you ask? &#39;Cause I smoked it all.  I generally get my reefer fro...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>And then there was one...</title>   
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         It&#39;s 132a.  I Got up 12 hours ago and it feels like two.  Where the fuck does the day go? Actually, I know where it went.  It disappeared like the bottle of vodka that&#39;s nearly empty sitting in the freezer.  That, combined with a little bit of ree...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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