2 posts tagged “shiny”

The Terrorist didn't have to work yesterday. 
He took the day off so he could bring Little T to a counselor appointment and since he didn't know how long it was going to take he took the whole day.  The appointment was done by 11a and the kid was at school by 11.30a.  Which meant we had the next 4 hours to play!  Woohoo!

What'd we do?

We went to Ikea!
This is a HUGE fucking deal!  The Terrorist HATES Ikea.  Can't stand it.  I LOVE Ikea.  So when he suggested we go to Ikea I was slightly elated.  He's looking for a wooden box to build a computer in and while searching online he happened to find one at Ikea that could possibly work.  We've since found out that it doesn't work but that's not the point.  The point is that I got the Terrorist to go to Ikea!  Awesome.

After that we went to Home Depot. 
I'm not a girly girl.  Never have been and though for awhile it really bothered me, now I'm totally cool with it and I kind of have fun picking on the girly girls at work who can't handle getting their hands dirty.  I've always loved Home Depot.  There are all kinds of gadgets and gizmo's and it's just cool.  The T and are are wandering around looking for stuff he needs to build computers in wooden boxes.  I was basically there just to tag along but since I love Home Depot I was completely content.  We get an associate to help us find something and as Mr. Depot is showing us where the Plexiglas (or whatever) is, I get distracted by shiny stuff and fall behind them by about 15 or 20 feet.  I happen to look up towards them just as a lady home depot associate is passing by them.  She TOTALLY checked the T out.  My immediate thoughts... "Back off Bitch, He's mine!"   Then I laughed at myself.  Partially because I totally wanted to run up to him and start making out with him in front of her and partially because I realized how foolish I was being.  Here I thought I've grown so much in the past few years and I'm getting over my major jealousy issues but yet I got all stupid about some random chick noticing that my boyfriend is a hotty.

By that point I was starved, so we stopped at McDonald's, came home, gorged then had some afternoon sex.  Afternoon sex is awesome.  We haven't had afternoon sex since the days when we were both unemployed and didn't do much aside from sitting around all day and have sex.  Though I can't say I'm a huge fan of afternoon sex immediately following a McDonald's gorge fest... Something about Mickey D's just makes me feel anything but sexy.  Beggars can't be choosers though.

one of those people who are uber scary looking in the morning.
I mean, I'm not going to win beauty contests or anything but for the most part I pretty much look normal.
Shaz... is not like that.  Shaz wears a lot of make up and does crazy shit to her hair so when she wakes up she's kind of scary looking.  Make up is smeared everywhere.  Big eye makeup circles and hair all crazy.*
Today, I looked like Shaz. 
Before I went out last night I did my make up, my theory was that if I wore a lot of dark eye make up it would help draw attention from the dark bags under my eyes.  Not sure if it worked or not but that's neither here nor there. 
I was exhausted last night, I think I was more tired than drunk actually and did not remove the make up before I went to bed. 
When I went into the bathroom this morning I actually gasped a bit.  I looked like I had been in a fight, both eyes were black with bits of purple, my hair was a fright but yet I had on the prettiest shiny HUGE earrings.

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Yes.  I admit.  I did all of this just to have an excuse to show off my earrings.  They're pretty!!!!

I lost my fucking lighter!!.  I stole it from the airport.  (Someone left it on a bench or something probably cause they were going through security.)  I had a shit ton of lighters and they all seem to be slowly disappearing.  I grabbed this one and I was going to stick it with my bowl that way I can stop smoking with matches but the fucking thing is missing.
I think I might have picked it up and moved it when Little T was sleeping in here and now I just can't remember where the fuck I put it.

Okay, I'm getting distracted.

*I'm not picking on Shaz here... She knows she's "un-composed" in the morning... I'm just using her as an example.