6 posts tagged “smoked”

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Jun 19, 2008
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Wow.

This has been the laziest weekend I've had in awhile.
I haven't done anything that's productive... at all.

Today...
I smoked pot.
Talked to Nathan for 3 hours.
Laid in the Sun
Played online
   -Tried to find "Tentacle Porn" online. Had a few good leads but because Chris's computer doesn't have Java or flash
    or whatever I couldn't actually see anything. Bummer.
   -Read The Over Educated Nympho's blog (I love her... she's awesome)
   -Read a very in-depth How To on the art of Fellatio and Cunnilingus.

That's more or less it. I picked up the Terrorist and am now killing time while he showers.

Oh yeah... CHRIS AND THE OGRE FOUND A PLACE. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Super Cool! Yay! One down and one to go!!!

Okay, boy is out of the shower. I'm gonna go.

Ps. 21 days until Nate get's here. Woohoo!

I should go to bed...

May 13, 2008
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but instead I'm going to blog cause I'm cool like that.

I have no reefer and that saddens me greatly!!
I also fucked up my ankle and that too saddens me.

Why don't I have any reefer you ask?
'Cause I smoked it all.
I generally get my reefer from the T's neighbor and I meant to call him to see if I could get some today before work but I totally forgot. Why? 'Cause I was stoned. Smart, huh? Oh well. I shouldn't smoke. I should just go to bed anyway.

My ankle...
I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure I fucked it up at work.
The details are kind of involved and somewhat embarrassing but the condensed version... I fell.
And I blame She Wants Revenge (because god knows I'm not to blame for ANYTHING in my life)
The good news (if I recall correctly from my massage training) because it hurts during active and not passive movement that means its a muscle injury (not a ligament injury) which means if I tough it out it'll probably get better in a few days.
Possibly, if I get the motivation, I'll explain later with visual or audio aids.

For now, I'm going to go crawl into the magical bed and drift off to Happy Friday thoughts. 'Cause TOMORROW IS MY FRIDAY!

To put it simply... I'm Fucking awesome.

Mar 27, 2008
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In the 24 hour period of yesterday, midnight to midnight, I got so much shit done. I've always been a bit of a “Todo List” person but it's a rare occasion when I actually accomplish all if any of what's on it.

Yesterday... yesterday I did everything, well pretty much everything. I added two things on there that I need to do but they involve writing and I tend to not put those on a time frame because letters that you force yourself to write tend to suck.

A brief idea of what was accomplished...
Got up, showered and was ready to go by noon. (Hey.. I never said they were big accomplishments)
I sent out 6 resumes via craiglist.
Went to a bar and filled out an application.
Helped the Terrorist accomplish his “Todo's” for the day
Called the State of Indiana (speeding ticket stuff)
Called my Bank (bank stuff)
Paid some of my dad's parking tickets.
Got Pho with Lesley and the T
Hung out at the T's house with him for a bit (on a few occasions)

Keep in mind people... this is 24 hours!!
I'm FUCKING AMAZING.
(Yes I know it's really not that amazing but considering how little I've been doing lately this is FUCKING AMAZING)

Continuing...

Got back home in time for Christopher to pick up some he needed.
Got rent ready
Fixed Lesley's light bulb (the bulb's been blown since we moved in)
Ate some of Chris's ice cream. (This one's more of a confession than an accomplishment. Thanks Chris)
Watched some crazy Hippie Movie that was pretty damn good excluding the female lead. She was a bit of a whiny bitch.
Went to the Brass Pole and had drinks/food with a friend Lesley and I used to work with.
Had a great conversation with Nathan.

I think that's more or less it. I did all of this and I got up 44 minutes late!

Oh! I almost forgot the best part!! I did all of this and got up 44 minutes late and still found the time to have sex 3 times. 3 fucking times!! That probably has something to do with my great mood this morning. I also got stoned for the first time in a week or so (had some stoned sex) Plus I also had a fairly extreme realization about my sexual self.

I feel like I should just stay in bed all day today because I got so much shit done yesterday. I can't do that though. I need to shower, go to the library, find a job. Then crawl back in bed.

Better Run Girl, You're Much Too Young Girl!

Mar 11, 2008
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Wow. I'm baked.

No, Really baked.

I hung out with Christopher this evening. Found a 24-hr laundry mat. (I FINALLY GOT MY LAUNDRY DONE!!) After (1am) we decided we were hungry and I was hooked on the idea of a meatball sub. (We ate them a lot when we first got to Oregon, well... maybe not a lot but so much so that they stick out in my brain.) So he came over and we made meatball subs. Awesomeness. Then we smoked, then I brought him home. (About 20 or so mins ago.) I stopped at 7/11 so he go pick something up and while he was in the store I totally forgot where I was and what I was doing there. Granted it was only for a half a second... but still...

I need to go to bed.

Early morning festivities.

Mar 8, 2008
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Fuck it's early.

Well, no. Not any more. But it was when I woke up, then showered, then came over to the McKech-Gore house.

Today is Aidan's 6th birthday! He's a big boy now. So big I almost couldn't pick him up this morning. I believe if the plan goes as planned we'll be going swimming later this afternoon, which I'm very excited about. Possibly more so than Aidan. I haven't been swimming in awhile. I miss it!

I found out that I can't get Qwest, Verizon or SpeakEasy at my house. Comcast is the only option and they charge somewhere around a million dollars to sign-up and get started with them. That makes me sad. Eventually I will do it but until then I'm stuck entertaining myself with mediums other than the Internet. I've also taken to "blogging" via OpenOffice and when I remember I'll be posting them (and back dating too so don't forget to keep an eye out for that!)

I hung out with Chris a lot this week. Smoked a lot too. We updated my computer. And when I say we I mean he. Did a complete install. Then the disk got fucked up and even though we (he) thought that we wouldn't need the Internet because of the fucked up disk we did. So we packed it up (my computer) and went to his house with it. Where I promptly passed the fuck out and slept for about 3-4 hours. Then woke up at 1am when my computer was all done and was wide awake. So I went home. And then passed out again and slept for 12 hours.

I've been sleeping a lot lately.

I need a job.

I got my IRS check yesterday. I want to go nuts and buy pretty stuff but I need to be responsible with it due to my lack of employment. I need to:

Pay Dad's parking tickets.

Give my mom some money.

Make sure I have rent.

Pay next months bills.

Pay parking ticket.

Pay Lesley back.

Then if I have enough left over I want to:

Buy laptop.

Get coochie waxed.

Take Lesley out for food and drinks.

For now though, I need to go pee and go see what the game plan is for the day.

I didn't know I could be this tired...

Feb 23, 2008
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Okay that's a total over exaggeration but man I'm exhausted.

Why?
I don't know!!

Well, yes, I kind of do. I went to bed WAY too late last night then
got up freakin early to help Elaine and Lesley clean there house/yard.
The landlord was coming over today with a realtor to check out the
house and "shambles" might be a bit of an extreme adjective it was
just short of that. Now, I'm basically crashing.
I think I'm going to take a nap soon.

Yesterday was a bit of a cluster fuck.
Lesley's sister needed to go to Salem to take a licensing exam so she
can work (legally). So she talked Elaine into bringing her to Salem,
I'll avoid the long drawn out story but it sometimes boggles my mind
how Sharon can be so inconsiderate. She doesn't think about anyone
else, ever. Basically what happened was that the test took way longer
than Sharon expected and Elaine had to leave to go pick up her oldest
at school. Sharon stayed in Salem without a car and no Money for a
bus. Everyone had stuff going on but me so I went to get her. Never
been to Salem before. It's kind of like a slightly larger Augusta.
To bad Jijibu dropped off the face of the earth or I would have looked
him up and drank coffee with him while making Sharon wait longer.
Yes, I know that sounds mean but she really kind of deserved it.

The other night I got a call from Chris, who was having a mega supa
bad day. I wont go into the details of that one because he would
probably shoot me if I did but he had a couple of shit days ending
with the breaking up of him and the girlfriend. I can't say I'm
sorry. Well, yes I am because breaking up is hard to do or some
cheesy lyric like that but he could do better. She was a sweet kid
but young and acted like it. He and I hung out for a few hours, ran
some errands with him, drank coffee, smoked a bowl. It was good
times. Simple shit but I had fun. It's been awhile since he and I
hung out. We made plans to make pho. Which I'm pretty fucking
excited about... Because pho is AWESOME. And to make some... that'd
be even better.

Lesley and I move into our new place next Sunday. I'm very excited.
Very very very excited. I'll be even more excited when I find a job!!
:-)

I need to go take a nap. My brain is complete mush.

PS. Lesley's truck is a mess!! (She told me to blog about her messy truck...)